Diaree,
Sum horibul man on tha Intanet has bin tayking the mick abowt my age on a websit colld "The Spoof". He colld himselg "Mastachef". I wontd to rite a meen reply to him but I fort it wud be stoopid cos Dad wont let me on the Intanet anyway cos he likes prawn.

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