Dear Diaree.
Today I found that I'd won an aword in a moosic confaruns in Spaim. It was fun cause it sed "Best Male" on my trofee. Then I had a letta from a eliphant saying "It only says best male. Not best man or boy you fag. Regards, Skoob." I cudnt work owt wot he was saying cos mum calls me her little man evryday.

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