Sunday, July 1, 2012
It's hard work being the Prime Minister of Australia but it's good to know I have a good friend in Barack Obama. Just gave him a ring the other day on pointers of how to win an election. He said being popular helped, loved by the people, and policies that work. Dear diary, I'm screwed!!!!
Monday, July 2, 2012
Bloody Tony Abbott, I rang him the other day to ask him how to win an election and he said the same thing as Obama. Dear diary I'm screwed!!!!!
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Dear diary, why don't people like me, I'm not married and live with my boyfriend, don't have any children and don't believe God that must count for something
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
It looks like to win an election, I have to get married, (everybody likes a wedding), I'll adopt three c...