Johnny Depp - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Johnny Depp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Johnny Depp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012


Friday 28 September 12

How comes its always the same faces in the Hollywood comedy films? Judd Apatow, Paul Rudd, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, R...

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July 2012


Monday 23 July 12

Dear Diary - Well I cannot believe what a fast one that Amber Heard pulled on me. Here I left my partner of 14 years Vanessa Paradis thinking t...

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Sunday 22 July 12

I'm flying to France to meet with the ex Vanessa Paridis. I'd like to get back together with her. It's not because the separation would cost me $100m.

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June 2012


Wednesday 20 June 12

Well its finally happened...Vanessa told me it would but I didn't want to believe her. She said if I made one more bomb movie with Tim that she was go...

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Tuesday 19 June 12

Just saw the reviews of Dark Shadows...Damn how could I have let Tim talk me into doing a remake of a drama as a comedy...Usually Tim is so great and...

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April 2012


Sunday 29 April 12

How comes its always the same faces in the Hollywood comedy films? Judd Apatow, Paul Rudd, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, R...

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March 2012


Saturday 17 March 12

My old mate George Clooney has been arrested. For throwing an iphone through the window of an deserted building. Hang on, no that was Russel Brand.

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