Johnny Depp - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Johnny Depp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Johnny Depp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012


Friday 28 September 1212

How comes its always the same faces in the Hollywood comedy films? Judd Apatow, Paul Rudd, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, R...

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July 2012


Monday 23 July 1212

Dear Diary - Well I cannot believe what a fast one that Amber Heard pulled on me. Here I left my partner of 14 years Vanessa Paradis thinking t...

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Sunday 22 July 1212

I'm flying to France to meet with the ex Vanessa Paridis. I'd like to get back together with her. It's not because the separation would cost me $100m.

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June 2012


Wednesday 20 June 1212

Well its finally happened...Vanessa told me it would but I didn't want to believe her. She said if I made one more bomb movie with Tim that she was go...

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Tuesday 19 June 1212

Just saw the reviews of Dark Shadows...Damn how could I have let Tim talk me into doing a remake of a drama as a comedy...Usually Tim is so great and...

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April 2012


Sunday 29 April 1212

How comes its always the same faces in the Hollywood comedy films? Judd Apatow, Paul Rudd, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, R...

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March 2012


Saturday 17 March 1212

My old mate George Clooney has been arrested. For throwing an iphone through the window of an deserted building. Hang on, no that was Russel Brand.

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