Johnny Depp - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Johnny Depp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Johnny Depp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Johnny Depp's diary, as written by 'Abel Rodriguez'.
Dear Diary - Well it looks like I have fallen off the effen wagon again. I hate when that happens and there is no one to blame but me. I have be...
Dear Diary - I don't care how much money I am offered, I am never again making another movie with Angelina Jolie. I swear that woman is a home-w...
Dear Diary - Man oh man, I really and truly hope that I can live down the embarrassment of being in that movie flop with Angelina Jolie. When I...
Dear Diary, Just a quick entry to say that I do not take any credit at all for the fact that my most recent movie, "The Tourist" was an utter flop.
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