Johnny Depp - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Johnny Depp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Johnny Depp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2011


Thursday 27 October 1111

Dear Diary - Well it looks like I have fallen off the effen wagon again. I hate when that happens and there is no one to blame but me. I have be...

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May 2011


Monday 16 May 1111

Dear Diary - I don't care how much money I am offered, I am never again making another movie with Angelina Jolie. I swear that woman is a home-w...

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Thursday 05 May 1111

Dear Diary - Man oh man, I really and truly hope that I can live down the embarrassment of being in that movie flop with Angelina Jolie. When I...

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February 2011


Tuesday 22 February 1111

Dear Diary, Just a quick entry to say that I do not take any credit at all for the fact that my most recent movie, "The Tourist" was an utter flop.

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