Johnny Depp - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Johnny Depp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Johnny Depp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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April 2010


Wednesday 28 April 1010

If only that Angelina bird would stop poking her nipples into my business. As if she were the be-all, end-all vision of hotness that no man can resis...

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Tuesday 27 April 1010

My Dear Diary, Today my manager called me; apparently there is a movie in the works. The lead roll is a quirky man who happens to wear a lot of makeu...

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February 2010


Monday 08 February 1010

We managed to hide from Nagani by hiding in a ditch that was convieniently located right on the hill. I tried to sneak into it unnoticed so I could ha...

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January 2010


Monday 11 January 1010

I've decided to make another really bad remake. It has worked for me before, and should again. My "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" was a really...

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