Johnny Depp - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Johnny Depp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Johnny Depp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Man I am good... I just watched my movie again and oh wait am I sounding conceited. That's not me. That something Jack Sparrow would do. He's me,..
Dear diary Jesus help me, Vanessa is getting on my nerves! What is it with this silly diet of hers? -hope you're not reading Vanessa- She doe...
"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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