Johnny Depp - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Johnny Depp. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Johnny Depp would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Johnny Depp's diary, as written by 'P.M. Wortham'.
Currently showing entries from: 2010
If only that Angelina bird would stop poking her nipples into my business. As if she were the be-all, end-all vision of hotness that no man can resis...
Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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