Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 6 September 2008

Dear Diary:

I think I'm being stalked.

Around every corner, it feels like someone is following me. And I'm not just talking about fans. I've gotten used to those. "I love Captain Jack Sparrow!" Yeah. I remember him. I like him as much as I like French wine.

But this is no fan.

Shit will hit the fan. I'm dead serious, I need more help than Mort Rainey!

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