Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 5 December 2013

Dear Diary - Well is it safe to come out yet? I have to admit that I am still a little bit leery about going out in public after the way my movie The Lone Ranger bombed.

Man oh man, I had no idea that a movie could cost so much and then end up making so little.

But I have learned my lesson - no more movies with loincloths, horses, and saloon girls.

Johnny Depp

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