Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 15 August 2013

Dear Diary - I do not ever want to see another horse, loincloth, or six-shooter again.

I still cannot believe how badly my latest movie The Lone Ranger did. I have been told that it will end up losing close to $200 million.

Boy, am I glad that I have already cashed my check.

I guess I had better just stick to playing Jack Sparrow the pirate. Those movies have all made a killing at the box office.

Johnny Depp

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