Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary


Monday, 23 July 2012

Dear Diary -

Well I cannot believe what a fast one that Amber Heard pulled on me.

Here I left my partner of 14 years Vanessa Paradis thinking that Amber and I would run off to some Caribbean Island and live happily ever after and what happens?

Amber up and dumps me bigger than Dallas. Man oh man what a fool I was. I have never in my life been more embarrassed.

In fact I had to take a trip down to Ensenada, Mexico just to get away and avoid the embarrassment and depression that I felt.

I mean the paparazzi were pointing their fingers at me and saying "Johnny boy it looks like the old adage of what goes around comes around is alive and well huh?"

-Johnny Depp

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