Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 22 July 2012

I'm flying to France to meet with the ex Vanessa Paridis. I'd like to get back together with her. It's not because the separation would cost me $100m. Apparently that's a lot of money in Euro's.

Since we split up, I thought I'd hang our with the guys, stay out all night at Hollywood parties and meet a few chics who recognise me from the Pirates of The Caribbean film franchise. But I went over to Tom Cruises house and it was just me, him and John Travolta. No women. All they wanted to do was give each other massages. I made my excuses and got the hell out of there!

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