Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary


Monday, 16 May 2011

Dear Diary -

I don't care how much money I am offered, I am never again making another movie with Angelina Jolie.

I swear that woman is a home-wrecker. Several times during the filming she brushed against my penis and pretended that it was an accident.

Well I know better. I told Brad and he just laughed. I don't know about those two. Jolie gives me goose bumps.

Johnny Depp

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