Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 5 May 2011

Dear Diary -

Man oh man, I really and truly hope that I can live down the embarrassment of being in that movie flop with Angelina Jolie.

When I first read the script to the "Tourist" I knew that I did not like it because it was too confusing. And besides I wore the same damn stupid expression throughout the entire movie.

Hell, I could have phoned my part in.

I called Brad Pitt and told him I have to put a lot of the blame on Angie simply because she refused to do any nude scenes. And everyone knows that in this day and age if a movie has no nude scenes people are not going to spend $9 to go see it.

Oh well.

Johnny Depp





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