Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary


Monday, 8 February 2010

We managed to hide from Nagani by hiding in a ditch that was convieniently located right on the hill. I tried to sneak into it unnoticed so I could have it to myself, but it didnt work out. Now I'm stuck in a 10 X 10 foot hole with everyone in Hogsmeade. Its rather unpleasant, and its hard to breathe. Oh well. At least we're safe. Surely the sound of all the people screaming will go completely unnoticed by Nagani..........

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