Johnny Depp - My Fake Diary


Monday, 11 January 2010

I've decided to make another really bad remake. It has worked for me before, and should again.

My "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" was a really bad remake of a really great Willie Wonka movie. I played Willie like Michael Jackson.

My "gay" Pirate movies have also grossed billions of dollars, even though my character was just strange (like me).

I know it's only been a few years, but I'd like to do a new Passion of the Christ. I wonder how many people I'll piss off with this one?

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