John Prescott - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of John Prescott. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by John Prescott would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing John Prescott's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.
Currently showing entries from: 2012
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March 2012
Friday 30 March 12
I see the Bullingdon Bullshitter aka Prime Minister David Cameron has got his spandex in a twist this week! First his Tory party treasurer sells di...
Wednesday 28 March 12
eee bye gum I bee itching for a fight. Most recent one was pre 2010 General Election in East London - Crisp street market in Poplar, but the most...
Saturday 24 March 12
The wife has popped out for the afternoon to visit her friend in Sheffield. She won't be back till the evening. Time to get the fishnets stockings...
Tuesday 20 March 12
Got absolutely hammered on St Patricks Day at the weekend! Still recovering. Asked the barmaid if she wanted to see my 'lordship'. She threw a pint...
Saturday 17 March 12
Ah, the weekend! Brilliant. Not long to go now before I head down to the newsagent to get a copy of the Sunday Sport! They used to print some rubbi...
Wednesday 14 March 12
Pwhaoor Hilary Devey. Sexy minxy millionaire. Dragon from the Den. How I'd love to ride on those shoulder pads... And she's from Yorkshire, just l...
Saturday 10 March 12
Phwoaar!! Dita Von Teese has justed tweeted a picture of her arse! I don't follow her on twitter, in case the wife notices and complains, but I sec...
Saturday 10 March 12
Another day another dollar as the Americans say. Or as I say, Another day another donut. Yes, I have decided to test my literary skills by endulgin...
Nation Mourns Death of Serial Killer
"There's nothing on television, rotten movies, sex has gotten boring, tired of seeing youth with rings through their digits!", admits several at Jim's Bar & Girl.
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