...plates and the washing.
I said 'listen, love, can you shut up? I am talking to Tony'.
She said 'this is my kitchen, not your office, and who's Tony?'.
He heard that, didn't he?
I was trying to get Tony and Gordon to agree and there she was banging the plates.
It was a crucial moment. She deliberately goes around banging plates so you can't hear on the phone!"
The missus did not draw any sense of relief from the anecdote!