John Prescott - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 9 September 2012

...plates and the washing.

I said 'listen, love, can you shut up? I am talking to Tony'.

She said 'this is my kitchen, not your office, and who's Tony?'.

He heard that, didn't he?

I was trying to get Tony and Gordon to agree and there she was banging the plates.

It was a crucial moment. She deliberately goes around banging plates so you can't hear on the phone!"

The missus did not draw any sense of relief from the anecdote!

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