John Prescott - My Fake Diary


Friday, 2 March 2012

So a girl on twitter has admitted she has dreams about me. In the dreams I rescue her from a field and give her kittens. I'm no dream analyst but I think this means I have sex with her. In the field. I'm not sure where the kittens come into it. Maybe afterwards while I smoke a cigar.

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