John Prescott - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 29 February 2012

So last week I appeared on Desert Island Discs with Kirsty Young. She asked what my luxury item would be and I said 100 steak and kidney pies. Young gave me a funny look.

It was either the pies or my two jags. But does two jags count as one luxury item or two? I'm known as two jags so if I had to spend the rest of my natural on an island and I only had one jag it would be a bit odd. And being an island I wouldn't need the jags as much as the pies.

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