John Prescott - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of John Prescott. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by John Prescott would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012

Tuesday 18 September 1212

In May 2011, my wife said she will never forgive me for my tawdry affair with secretary Tracey Temple. In a TV interview, she said she was devasta...

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Monday 17 September 1212

As part of my drive to become the £78,000 a year Humberside Police & Crime Commissioner, I have started a facebook page for you all to view: Fa...

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Sunday 16 September 1212

I hit the road on Thursday to launch my bid to become the country's highest profile and highest paid police and crime commissioner. I unveiled my e...

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Saturday 15 September 1212

I've launched a public consultation tour as part of my campaign for a top £72,000 a year police role. I went to Bridlington on Monday in my campaig...

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Friday 14 September 1212

I've told the Hull locals that I have plans to put the brakes on plans to cut 400 police officers from the Humberside force if Iland the job. As I...

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Thursday 13 September 1212

The Hull Police Commissioner battle: The fight is on: Justice Secretary Chris Grayling and Matthew Grove joined me in Toll Gavel, Beverley, for a...

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Wednesday 12 September 1212

More news from the This is Hull site on the upcoming Police Commissioner battle: There was good-natured banter and plenty of balloons to hand out b...

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Tuesday 11 September 1212

An election that has failed to grab the public imagination finally turned into a political ding-dong in Beverley! Matthew Grove and me, had campaig...

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