Jimmy Savile - My Fake Diary


Friday, 3 June 2011

Clunk Click Every Trip....shit I keep tellin' the stupid buggers out there, driving around, but most of 'em don't seem to GET it yet.

I don't know what to do next. These days there are bleeding white cushion things flying out of dashboards and such.

Never 'ad them in MY day - and still there are stupid buggers drivin' around without clunking and clicking.

All I can be happy with is that I HAVE saved a number of lives.

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