Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Jesus's diary, as written by 'j.w.'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2011 | 2010

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December 2010

Saturday 18 December 1010

A lot of snow around. Makes the celebration of my birth a bit difficult but at least West Ham have scored an away goal. The age of miracles is not yet...

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November 2010

Tuesday 23 November 1010

I've not been writing in my diary much recently. I seem to have lost my way. It is difficult doing a comeback with a previous life known to so many. W...

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October 2010

Tuesday 12 October 1010

I'm Back! After fourty days and fourty nights my mind is clear. It is a long time. I know how those miners in Chile feel and I am with them, never fea...

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September 2010

Monday 20 September 1010

Has that Pope gone? I didn't notice him as I was busy doing something useful away from the circus. I must have missed something as he impressed some p...

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August 2010

Friday 20 August 1010

I know people don't trust me after what happened following my preaching last time which resulted in countless wars and misery for many, but my small b...

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Wednesday 18 August 1010

I've just finished reading 'The Lost Symbol', the latest farce from Dan Brown. Let me tell you he's got so much wrong it makes me cry. What a deluded...

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Monday 16 August 1010

I've been working on an idea for a miracle, but I know that people will be very sceptical of anything I do. There are so many clever magicians with fa...

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Sunday 15 August 1010

With my atheist girl friend and you dear friends I now have 12 followers. I can started on the task that awaits me. This time I'm not driving money le...

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