Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Jesus's diary, as written by 'Jalapenoman'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2010 | 2009

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January 2010


Thursday 28 January 1010

Last night, Barack Obama went on television and delivered his State of the Union Address. That boy has got himself a lot of repenting to do, because...

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Monday 11 January 1010

I think I'm going to have to fry Jerry Jones. For years, the joke has always been that the Texas Stadium has a hole in the roof so that God can loo...

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Sunday 10 January 1010

Daily To Do List: 1. Answer a few prayers (except the prayers about sporting events, of course). 2. Make sure that some stupid moron in Alabam...

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Saturday 09 January 1010

By tomorrow, everyone will have broken their New Year's Resolutions to go to church more often and the congregations will all be empty. Maybe if I...

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Thursday 07 January 1010

I've decided that I hate King James and his stupid language in his stupid version of the Bible. Whenever Dad and I answer anyone's prayers, we have...

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Tuesday 05 January 1010

Christmas is over and now the sinning will start again. Everyone got drunk and screwed their secretary for New Year's and will forget about me again...

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