Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Jesus's diary, as written by 'nigmuncher'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2009

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October 2009


Friday 30 October 09

Dear diary only fifty eight days till my birthday. I hate having my birthday on the same day as Christmas. It's shit. I only get one lot of pres...

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Wednesday 21 October 09

Dear diary Well, would you Adam and Eve it. It's turned really chilly these last couple of days, and I have found out from that nice Mr Lazarus...

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Wednesday 21 October 09

Dear diary All together, now Oh, all I want for Christmas is me two front teeth! me two front teeth me two front teeth. I love this time of...

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Wednesday 21 October 09

Dear diary That nice David Blunkett was round again today asking me to return his sight. I had to tell him, 'David, David. You know I would if I co...

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Wednesday 21 October 09

Dear diary It's nearly that time again. I hate all that waking up in a stable covered in donkey shit with those three old perverts leering down...

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