Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012

Monday 03 September 1212

Hopefully I will soon get the nod from Dad, to sort out who is to get eternal life and who isn't. I've started to pick out those failing Dad's stan...

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Sunday 02 September 1212

I noticed that a Nottingham man, Bartholomew Utterwaith asked his local vicar last Sunday, to explain to him why although he's not perfect my a long w...

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Saturday 01 September 1212

Of all the many thousands of jokes about me that I have come across, this has to be my favourite, although it is a very old one. Jesus has been cru...

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August 2012

Thursday 30 August 1212

Up to now, on my clandestine visit to earth I've come across 484 different English versions of the bible. It's a bit worrying, the differences I me...

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Thursday 30 August 1212

I shall be going back to heaven in a short while, when Dad calls me. He'll be after hearing the report he's told me to make of the progress of the...

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Wednesday 29 August 1212

Dad offered me some assistants from heaven when I was told to come down and check out how bad the flock really was. I can't work out why he should...

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Tuesday 28 August 1212

I'm beginning to regret this clandestine visit to earth to assess the size of my job of deciding who gets to heaven and who goes to hell when I return...

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Monday 27 August 1212

Prior to the election in 2008, then-candidate Barack Obama showed up in Rick Warren's Saddleback Church in Lake Forest, California. It was there th...

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