Jesus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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September 2012
Monday 03 September 12
Hopefully I will soon get the nod from Dad, to sort out who is to get eternal life and who isn't. I've started to pick out those failing Dad's stan...
Sunday 02 September 12
I noticed that a Nottingham man, Bartholomew Utterwaith asked his local vicar last Sunday, to explain to him why although he's not perfect my a long w...
Saturday 01 September 12
Of all the many thousands of jokes about me that I have come across, this has to be my favourite, although it is a very old one. Jesus has been cru...
August 2012
Thursday 30 August 12
Up to now, on my clandestine visit to earth I've come across 484 different English versions of the bible. It's a bit worrying, the differences I me...
Thursday 30 August 12
I shall be going back to heaven in a short while, when Dad calls me. He'll be after hearing the report he's told me to make of the progress of the...
Wednesday 29 August 12
Dad offered me some assistants from heaven when I was told to come down and check out how bad the flock really was. I can't work out why he should...
Tuesday 28 August 12
I'm beginning to regret this clandestine visit to earth to assess the size of my job of deciding who gets to heaven and who goes to hell when I return...
Monday 27 August 12
Prior to the election in 2008, then-candidate Barack Obama showed up in Rick Warren's Saddleback Church in Lake Forest, California. It was there th...
Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.
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