Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2009

Monday 24 August 099

I saw as sign the other day that said "If God doesn't destroy San Francisco, he'd better apologize to Soddom and Gommmorah." Those were the two citie...

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Wednesday 19 August 099

Sorry, but today's journal entry is mostly a rant against perverts. Those fudge packers just crack me up. They all run around saying "God made me...

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Monday 17 August 099

It's Monday. Even I hate Mondays. I'd rather not get out of bed. When Dad created the world, he should have rested on Monday. When I did my fi...

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Sunday 16 August 099

It's Sunday and everyone should be in church worshipping me. Instead, it's now the NFL preseason and they are all setting at home in the United Sta...

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Sunday 16 August 099

Son of a bitch! That Barack Obama really doesn't believe in me! I think I'm going to have to go all Book of Exodus on him and send some plagues to...

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July 2009

Monday 13 July 099

I am still the most talked about man in history and I'm glad to see that there are those who still follow me. Mainly the poor and needy, the homeless,...

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