Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2010


Monday 08 November 1010

Dear Diary. Today was a rather interesting day. Dad forbade me from going on the Big Wheel until I'd proven how mature I was. Some kids on Earth we...

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Sunday 07 November 1010

I have had a nice letter from a fan, saying that with me she is re-born. I wonder what her parents think of that. Hours spent pacing and pushing on a...

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Saturday 06 November 1010

Sometimes I get jealous of Guy Fawkes. He has fireworks for his birthday, and he failed to do what he is best known for. I have years and years of suc...

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October 2010


Tuesday 12 October 1010

I'm Back! After fourty days and fourty nights my mind is clear. It is a long time. I know how those miners in Chile feel and I am with them, never fea...

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Wednesday 06 October 1010

Went round to Dad's last night. He's getting on a bit and I like to keep an eye on him. He had me putting up shelves in the spare bedroom. I rem...

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September 2010


Monday 20 September 1010

Has that Pope gone? I didn't notice him as I was busy doing something useful away from the circus. I must have missed something as he impressed some p...

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Saturday 04 September 1010

Dear Diary, thinking of a style change. The sandals and robe are soo last year! I wanted a mohican, but Dad said no to that! So I've decided to...

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August 2010


Friday 20 August 1010

I know people don't trust me after what happened following my preaching last time which resulted in countless wars and misery for many, but my small b...

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