Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2009


Wednesday 21 October 099

Dear diary Well, would you Adam and Eve it. It's turned really chilly these last couple of days, and I have found out from that nice Mr Lazarus...

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Wednesday 21 October 099

Dear diary All together, now Oh, all I want for Christmas is me two front teeth! me two front teeth me two front teeth. I love this time of...

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Wednesday 21 October 099

Dear diary That nice David Blunkett was round again today asking me to return his sight. I had to tell him, 'David, David. You know I would if I co...

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Wednesday 21 October 099

Dear diary It's nearly that time again. I hate all that waking up in a stable covered in donkey shit with those three old perverts leering down...

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September 2009


Monday 28 September 099

Monday Night Football and the Cowboys are playing at home! It's time to pull out the popcorn and the lazy boy recliners and watch some football. I...

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Monday 07 September 099

It's Labor Day Weekend and nobody was at church yesterday. I think that half of the people were on picnics or at the lake or attending some holiday c...

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August 2009


Wednesday 26 August 099

They say "you can't take it with you," but somehow, Ted Kennedy showed up at the Pearly Gates with a bottle of scotch in his hand. He was yelling and...

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Tuesday 25 August 099

Why is it that most religious discrimination in my world is done by those that claim to be religious? I've been thinking about this. Look at the d...

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Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).
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