Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Jesus's diary, as written by 'Inchcock'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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September 2012


Monday 10 September 1212

I came down to earth clandestinely in 1965 you know, and visited a few churches in and around Nottingham to get the feel of how folk are keeping the f...

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Sunday 09 September 1212

It is not good for me you know, seeing the violence, hatred and nepotism in the world today - it's more worrying when I realise it was around duri...

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Saturday 08 September 1212

We've received an awful lot of prayers for the right result in the Moldova v England football match last night. Throughout the World, we received 1...

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Friday 07 September 1212

There's no doubt about it, Satan's gonna have to extend the loft in hell, if he's to take all the no good humans in. We ain't taking um in heaven I...

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Thursday 06 September 1212

I asked Dad to write a bible himself, and said I'd bring it down to his children on earth on me next visit. But will he have it? No. I get a bit...

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Wednesday 05 September 1212

I materialised myself the other night in Nottingham, on a street corner where a group of lads had congregated to have a little gossip. They called...

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Tuesday 04 September 1212

I heard someone ask: Why is the Bible so confusing. Three answers were given: 1) Because for one, it's been translated and altered many times ov...

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Monday 03 September 1212

Hopefully I will soon get the nod from Dad, to sort out who is to get eternal life and who isn't. I've started to pick out those failing Dad's stan...

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