Jesus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2009
Friday 25 December 09
<YAWN> What's that noise? Oh it's just everything that I have created celebrating my birthday - the noise is deafening but nevertheless I...
Friday 11 December 09
December 11th - a fortnight till my birthday... bougtht a nice cake for me and father.... but struggling to find enough candles....
Wednesday 09 December 09
December 9th - Not long till my birthday....Many people remember it, but I get bugger-all pressies. :-(...
November 2009
Saturday 28 November 09
Dear God! (And I mean it Dad). Really! It's less than a month away from Christmas, and does anybody bother to say a little prayer to Jesus, or say...
Tuesday 24 November 09
Dear Diary Had a lovely day out in London today. Took a ride in an open top bus. Amazing architecture around there. Bought some new Reebok...
Saturday 14 November 09
I f**king hate having my birthday on the same day as Christmas, I never get as much as the other kids! Joint birthday, Christmas presents my ass!...
Wednesday 04 November 09
I had to go to Sainsbury's today. I'd run out of flour. As per usual, no-one recognised me. Not sure if that's a good thing or not. I've got three mor...
October 2009
Friday 30 October 09
Dear diary only fifty eight days till my birthday. I hate having my birthday on the same day as Christmas. It's shit. I only get one lot of pres...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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