Jesus - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 18 May 2016

Dear Diary,
Just came back from the dead today, and totes blew up the Twitter-sphere. Chuck Norris also harassed me about having to take 3 days to come back to life. Sigh. Later I met a wild man who went by the name of Donald Trump, babbling about some crap about becoming President. The day that happens is the day that it takes me 2 days to come back from the dead. Ha ha ha ha.
(You Only Live Twice)

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