Jesus - My Fake Diary


Friday, 5 December 2014

At my first outing as a football spectator watching the Leeds match, I was wrongfully arrested for hooliganism. Under the fast track sentencing scheme I got a £200 fine. I started to shake as I was being sentenced, but they don't have crucifixion any more I soon realised. My previous convictions for offences leading to my execution were still on record, though they declared them lapsed.

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