Jesus - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 2 December 2014

Had to go on a tsunami and earthquake awareness refresher course near Alpha Centauri this morning. This is due to bad press about weather disasters killing my worshippers. In the old days we could get away with it by saying the old "works in mysterious ways" baloney but now because of news satellites everyone knows when we don't bother to save people from acts of God.

After the refresher course for my part I will be trying harder to prevent bad press incidents which don't do our credibility any good. Part of the problem is coping with the "three in one" business as when I am talking to the other two of me on a bus I often get thrown off the bus and its harder to keep up with weather disasters and things like that.





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