A nice joke about me here for you:
The Pope is working in his office one day when a very excited priest comes rushing down the hall, robes flying.
"Padre! Padre! I have news!" the priest pants as he skids into the room.
The Pope looks up patiently from his work and asks, "What is your news, Father?"
"Jesus is back! He's coming here right now! What should we do?! What should we do?!"
The Pope smiles and picks up his papers and a pen and answers, "Look busy."