I heard someone ask: Why is the Bible so confusing.
Three answers were given:
1) Because for one, it's been translated and altered many times over the ages, and secondly, it contains a lot of symbology, thirdly, it's also put together from older mythologies, and fourth, there are many different cultural settings portrayed in that book. And because it was written by man.
2) It is only confusing if you expect it to make sense.
3) It is supposed to be open to interpretation.
Nice tries but all wrong...