Up to now, on my clandestine visit to earth I've come across 484 different English versions of the bible.
It's a bit worrying, the differences I mean, and must be confusing for the many so called different branches of Christian's on the go currently.
But they were written by mortals of course, and Adam and Eve making all future beings sinners, it is not surprising.
I suppose Dad must have had a secret plan for this, but he's not let on to me...
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