Jesus - My Fake Diary


Monday, 6 February 2012

Dear Diary,

Well, the football season is over now, so I think it's finally time to talk about something that's been bugging the hell out of me all year. Tebow.

Let me make something crystal clear. I couldn't care less about the guy. Out of all the people that ask me for things, Tebow Is by far the most annoying. I mean, I give the guy credit for persistence, but this guy calls me all....the....time.

I was getting my hair straightened a while back,, and he called my cell asking if I could help him make it to the Super Bowl. I've told this kid a million times, I'm not a miracle worker. I mean sure, on a good day I can cure a blind guy. But giving a blind guy his sight back is a walk in the Garden of Eden compared to making this guy not suck.

Sure, there was this one time I helped him score a game winning touchdown for a tota...

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