Jesus - My Fake Diary


Monday, 30 May 2011

Dear Diary, You remember Harold Camping, the rapture guy? I took him off mute like the Pope asked. Can you believe it?

"Oh Jesus, I'm not going to bring any more souls to Your flock." Who told him to stop, for Dad's sake? I asked the Holy Spirit if He told this Camping guy anything.

"I quit musing to him a long time ago, he's crazy."

Camping's diary must be an amazing read (snark). Now he just keeps muttering, "I await the coming of October 21 when Holy God destroys Earth, Amen."

This Camping guy is procrastinating, not praying! Where's my mute button?

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