Jesus - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 8 November 2010

Diary,

This is some seriously cool shit going down! Sorry Dad!

Polish people like me, and have built a HUUUUGE statue of me to commemorate! How cool is that? I get one in Portugal, one in Brazil AND one in Poland. As well as my image splashed in every church in the World. I'm a bit like Wayne Rooney: all over the place. How much does he get paid again?

I don't get how I'm only 33 metres tall. They say it's for every year I've lived. I tried saying I've lived for 2,010 but they wouldn't listen.




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