I think I'm going to have to fry Jerry Jones.
For years, the joke has always been that the Texas Stadium has a hole in the roof so that God can look down and watch the Cowboys.
Now, he's got his new billion dollar stadium with a closeable roof, and he closed it! On game day! During the playoffs!
Dad and I had tickets and attended the game in person (so the Cowboys won), but if we'd been on his cloud watching the game....I think Dad would have made Jerry's dick fall off and grow him a pair of old man boobs.
You don't mess with the Cowboys, Jerry. They're not just America's team, they're Heaven's Team (and those cheerleaders do look angelic).