Daily To Do List:
1. Answer a few prayers (except the prayers about sporting events, of course).
2. Make sure that some stupid moron in Alabama that has no concept of money and will make an idiot of himself with his cash and loste it all in a year wins the lottery.
3. I think I'll make it rain in the mountains where Osama is hiding and flood out his cave again. When he gets wet, he's madder than a wet cat (and smells even worse). Oh well, his assistants will thank me, because it's the only thing close to a bath that he ever gets.
4. Find out if I get Martin Luther King Day off next week because it's a U.S. Federal Holiday. If I do, I'm going to the Bahamas. I think I'll walk there.