Jesus - My Fake Diary

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Monday, 28 September 2009

Monday Night Football and the Cowboys are playing at home! It's time to pull out the popcorn and the lazy boy recliners and watch some football.

If Jerry Jones hadn't put another hole in the roof of his new stadium (so Dad and I could watch the team play), I think Dad would have blasted one in there.

I sometimes wonder why I had to be born 2000 years ago. Why couldn't it be now when the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are here? I mean, I'm the only perfect man who ever lived and they are the most perfect looking women. I could have moved the girls to Utah, taken advantage of the polygamy laws, and married them all!




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