Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2014


Saturday 20 December 1414

Busy busy busy. Have spent the week taking down all those posters outside Methodist chapels saying "Jesus is in the building" etc. to comply with E.U.

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Friday 05 December 1414

At my first outing as a football spectator watching the Leeds match, I was wrongfully arrested for hooliganism. Under the fast track sentencing scheme...

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Tuesday 02 December 1414

Had to go on a tsunami and earthquake awareness refresher course near Alpha Centauri this morning. This is due to bad press about weather disasters ki...

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Monday 01 December 1414

Spent the afternoon near area 51, Nevada. I was making huge lights appear to hone my miracle skills and teaching a small class of angels the basics of...

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Monday 01 December 1414

No need to work unsociable hours now after new agreement with Chief Supreme Being. Great stuff, means I can lie in bed at the weekend and watch Star T...

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November 2014


Saturday 29 November 1414

Tried to put poor old Lazarus to rest again without success. Got a huge customs and excise bill for unpaid manufacturibg tax on wine after all my wate...

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Thursday 27 November 1414

Well, my film career is at a "resting" stage, having just completed a "Moses" movie with Ridley Scot at the helm. I haven't given my real name for the...

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Wednesday 26 November 1414

Have enrolled as a film extra today. The plethora of bible films mean I can slip in and out of movies with hardly any false beard or appearance change...

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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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