Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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June 2015


Wednesday 17 June 1515

June 16, 2015 Dear Diary, Why are all these people following me? They want my autograph. Some want me to perform a miracle. Why don't they le...

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January 2015


Thursday 15 January 1515

I'm on masturbation patrol at the moment. I have a room like an aircraft hangar full of CCTVs. My trained eyes can spot wanking or strumming a mile aw...

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Saturday 10 January 1515

I love the January sofa sales. Dad has topped up my credit card and I've been buying up sofas all over the place. This year my favourite colour is sag...

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Saturday 03 January 1515

With many office parties in full swing just now, let me tell you of a prank we played at ours. It was a great buffet and myself and some other meat ea...

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The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
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