Jeremy Clarkson - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jeremy Clarkson. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jeremy Clarkson would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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May 2012


Friday 18 May 1212

I see Richard Hammond was off to Kenya last week filning yet another tv show. Blimey, the geezers never off the box. As head presenter on Top Gear,...

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Saturday 05 May 1212

Rupert Murdoch not a fit person to run a major company?! Steady on, thats my boss your talking about. I write a column in the Sun on saturday and t...

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Friday 04 May 1212

Oh dear I see my old mate David Cameron is in trouble. The Tories were stuffed in the local elections and next week Andy Coulson and our mutual Chi...

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April 2012


Friday 13 April 1212

Coming down the M5 this morning I was overtaken by a 1947 Ford Prefect with its unusual fender formations. I mean WTF!!! A f...ing Ford Prefect!!!!! I...

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March 2012


Sunday 18 March 1212

Well I've been a good boy and not insulted anyone for ages. Haven't been on the front pages, no twitter witch hunts. All fine and dandy, but being...

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Friday 02 March 1212

I see my right honourable friend (see what I did there) Prime Minister Mr David Cameron has admitted to riding the Met Police horse that was loaned to...

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