I see Richard Hammond was off to Kenya last week filning yet another tv show. Blimey, the geezers never off the box.
As head presenter on Top Gear, it might be time for me to pull rank and sack him. Can't have him being more popular than me.
Actually he's too popular to sack, since the crash a few years ago when he nearly perished.
Perhaps I could stage another one and make it look like an accident? Lets have a look at those brake cables...