Jeremy Beadle - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Jeremy Beadle. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jeremy Beadle would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Hoping a few people trip over in the snow while people video them I'm fucking skint and need an excuse for a new TV show.
December 11th - Still trying to find a new idea to get me back on TV ...if Noel 'Cock-Breath' Edmonds can do it, then I should be able to fucking do i...
Haha haha "Dont forget they still think I am dead and they are still not in on the joke yet, after the break find me still in this coffin running out...
I have been sitting here on this cloud for two years now, and have had a great time watching people on earth make a mess of their lives. It has been v...
Dear diary, Its amazing, in heaven my hands are the same size!...
Holiday tips from Santa!When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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