Jeremy Beadle - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Jeremy Beadle. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jeremy Beadle would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Hoping a few people trip over in the snow while people video them I'm fucking skint and need an excuse for a new TV show.
December 11th - Still trying to find a new idea to get me back on TV ...if Noel 'Cock-Breath' Edmonds can do it, then I should be able to fucking do i...
Haha haha "Dont forget they still think I am dead and they are still not in on the joke yet, after the break find me still in this coffin running out...
I have been sitting here on this cloud for two years now, and have had a great time watching people on earth make a mess of their lives. It has been v...
Dear diary, Its amazing, in heaven my hands are the same size!...
Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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