Just got back from the clinic-the old complaint is giving me serious grief again-wish I hadn't done so much swinging in the sixties!.
Glad to see that fat Dingle girl has got the boot from 'Youv'e Been Framed.
Nobody can take my place.
But must dash-time to put some more ointment on my bum.
It must be hard for all you ordinary people to exist without me .